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Celery root remoulade

April 22, 2010

This is the Cinderella of salads. Take one plain (if you’re generous) or ugly (if you’re honest) root vegetable, basement-dwelling sibling to an elegant sister, strip off the gnarly beige attire and dress it up in French fashion. And, voila, something magical happens.

Okay, maybe not magical, but tasty. Celery root, the least attractive member of the carrot-parsley-dill  family is too often overlooked. It has a subtle celery flavour (as you might expect – it is related to the celery stalks we all have going soft in our crisper drawer) with none of the wateriness or stringy texture.  Also called celeriac, this bulbous root can be boiled like a potato and puréed  on its own or mixed with mashed potatoes (and a little horseradish, if you please).

But to really get a sense of just how elegant folate-rich celery root can become, grate it into matchstick-sized pieces(using a mandolin or the coarsest blade on a grater) and mix with a little mayonnaise and Dijon mustard.

Feel free to add a little chopped garlic, some capers or some prepared horseradish if you like.

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Gone to the Bahamas. Here’s why…

March 9, 2010

…Back soon.

‘Scotch’ quail eggs with merguez sausage

March 4, 2010

A friend who now lives in Paris has a wonderful anecdote about the famed French habit of moderation in all things. While experiencing the French health care system from a hospital bed, a nurse came to take his lunch order. After he had made his choices she asked one more question:

“Rouge ou blanc, monsieur?”

In France, even the antiseptic sting of a  hospital stay is moderated with a glass of wine at lunch. Just one, mind you.

But determining what moderation looks like in everyday life isn’t always easy. I have been to France and even the French aren’t moderate in all things (smoking, honking horns and detesting everything English come to mind). Take wine, for example, which we are constantly told to take “in moderation.” But whose version? My friend’s French physician tells him not to listen to the conservative advice of North American doctors. “They are all puritans,” he says.

That’s probably not bad counsel since another friend, who is a North American doctor,  is always telling me things like “I just found a Greek study that says you can have up to 10 drinks a day.”

It’s hard to know what to believe. For me, however, moderation is mostly measured in terms of belt notches or how many waiters around town know exactly what kind of beer I am going to order before I order it. Life is full of subtle signals nudging you towards the moderate.

Take my deep fryer, for example. My guideline for frequency of use is simple; I can’t use the deep fryer unless it has accumulated a healthy layer of dust on top. Then, and only then, I can take it off the shelf and gorge – I mean dine – on fried chicken or worse.

Except for this once.

My deep fryer is dust free and it’s back in use. In fact, it’s barely dry from the last time I used it. But, ever since I made Scotch eggs for Super Bowl Sunday, I have been dying to try a more elegant version. And, food-loving friends coming over for Sunday dinner was just the excuse I needed.

To me there are no eggs more elegant than quail eggs. Tiny, fragile, exotic, mottled and deliciously sweet, they can lend sophistication to any meal. I planned an appetizer (see, a moderate portion) of  hard-boiled quail eggs encased in an excellent all-lamb merguez sausage then breaded in panko before being deep fried just until the sausage was cooked through and the crust was a dark golden brown. They would be served on a bed of tabbouleh salad with a little tzatziki on the side to temper the spiciness of the merguez.

They turned out beautifully. Which, is a good thing because our friends had to cancel and fly off to a funeral, leaving L and I to eat the whole lot ourselves.

So much for moderation.

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I am not a food snob and I can prove it

February 20, 2010

Starting the day with a disagreement is never a good idea, but there are times when you (I say you, but I mean me) just can’t help it.

Like today, for example.

“What is this?” I demanded confronting L as she came down the stairs. “How did it get here?”

“Your son wanted it,” she said, dismissing the object I held out to her with a wave of her hand. “So, I made it for him.”

Listen to this, the hypertensive voice in my head said. Your son. She’s really saying it’s your fault. Don’t take that lying down. And, the voice continued, its cadence rising, made it, you can’t make this stuff, it’s manufactured somewhere. Probably in the same factories where they “enrich” uranium.

I hate that voice – all whiny and shrill – but sometimes it speaks some sense. Like it did this morning. I mean, I was only gone two nights. Two measly nights and my family backslides 15 years. And, to make matters worse, they can’t even hide the evidence. There it was, sitting on top of the recycling box like it had no problem being in my house.

“You’re just a food snob,” L said before I repeated anything the voice in my head was pressing me to shout. “Admit it.”

A moment of silence.

“I will not,” I finally dribbled much more weakly than I would have liked. “I mean, it’s not true. I am not a food snob.”

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Rules to eat by: when in doubt sauté with garlic

January 23, 2010

There is no shortage of rules about eating. From the Bible (do not eat that apple) to Michael Pollen (Eat food. Not too much. Mostly Plants); from Scarsdale to South Beach; from kosher to Special K, the list of diet restrictions and advice goes on and on. And, while I refuse to  adhere to any  single regimen (I’ve always had trouble with rules), I love to read about them. Especially when they come in top 10 lists like this: 10 Tips for a Healthy Diet.

Tip number 7 makes me think someone has been poking around in our crisper drawer, where nothing is very crisp: “…often they [vegetables] sit around in your fridge and go bad because you don’t know what to do with them. In a pinch, just chop them up and sauté them with olive oil, garlic, and salt. This works for everything…”  It’s good advice; everything is better with garlic.

Our pork is famous

January 14, 2010

Our pork (not exactly as shown – ours is wrapped in butcher paper)

A quick shout out for our farmer, Barbara Schaefer, (we’re members of her CSA  – Community Supported Agriculture – program) whose Large Black pigs smiled up at us in our local paper this morning (as did Barbara). I’m just glad we got ours in the freezer before the rush starts. If you’ve never eaten pork from Large Blacks, get going; the meat is dark and delicious and marbled with fat that gives it a moist texture that you just don’t get in “modern” shed-raised hogs. Barbara’s pork was the star ingredient of my Christmas Eve tourtière and will appear in this space again (in various recipes) in the near future.

Help wanted

December 14, 2009

If you’re like me, you sometimes wonder how come getting ready for even a small dinner party can be an all-day affair that leaves the kitchen looking like the Third Panzer Division stopped by for a hasty meal and didn’t do the dishes.

How is it that a TV chef can do it all  – three, sometimes four elegant courses, not a drop of splattered oil on their shirts, never mind life-threatening cuts and burns on their exposed parts – in half an hour? I know they are much better cooks than I am and the shows are edited for time and they have help. But I really didn’t know just how much help until the other day when I stumbled across this revealing article.

It turns out that those “3o-minute” meals, on the Food Network at least, require 15-20 people working in backstage kitchens to prepare the food for the chef out in front of the camera. Each meal is decided on months in advance and “simple” recipes are worked on for up to 15 weeks before taping.

With that kind of help I might even have time to make dessert.

Pecan caramel cheesecake

November 27, 2009

This is officially my all-time favourite dessert. Combining pecans, caramel and dreamy rich cheesecake has got to be close to illegal it’s so good.

I am having trouble writing with my mouth full so, I’ll cut straight to the recipe, which comes from chow.com. Note: I omitted the salt, which I am sure would have made this even more sinfully delicious, but I was raised Presbyterian and deep down I know that something this satisfying must be endangering my immortal soul. Leaving out the salt makes me feel I have a tiny shot at redemption.

Have on hand: crostini

November 26, 2009

Crostini is Italian for “little crust,” in our house it’s translated as “why are we eating bread when we could be eating crostini?”

In theory, I make crostini with left-over baguettes that would otherwise be thrown out and serve them to guests with expensive wine and cheeses.

But the truth is, crostini in our house rarely makes it off the cooling rack. Teenagers, especially 16-year-old boys, think it’s fast food and I often find myself making crostini with fresh whole grain baguettes because it’s a surefire way to get fibre into my son’s diet, which otherwise consists mostly of fructose as far as I can tell.

Crostini really are better made with stale bread, which is easier to slice very thinly. Drizzle the bread with a little olive oil and bake at 400 F until they are golden and crunchy (about 20 minutes).  When I manage to rescue a few before they disappear into the Gaping Maw, I like them with really old cheddar and a dollop of curried raisin jelly.

Lobster poutine

November 22, 2009

This week’s New Yorker (the food issue) features a piece by Calvin Trillin poking fun at “Quebec’s Funniest Food,” which is, of course, poutine.

I am not a big fan of defining a people by the food they eat, let alone mocking them, but poutine seems to make Americans laugh the way  we all really should be laughing at bacon double cheeseburgers.

Let’s give Canada the last laugh this time with a recipe that takes poutine from the ridiculous (admit it, cheese curds and gravy on French fries is a bit funny) to the sublime.

I first tasted this poutine about two years ago at an Ottawa restaurant run by a family originally from Newfoundland.  Matching lobster and mascarpone cheese makes this a rich and delicious dish that easily crosses culinary borders.

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